Sleaze Town USA


 

J’ACCUSE  Album Cover Sleaze Town USAYabba Dabba DoGotcha!Caught ya!Looking for some actionNight out on the townWinning!Best mask and costumeBleached blondeWannabe bombshellSmokin’ hot chimneyUnderneathTearaway lingerieMinutemen in every pool hallWhispering so you can hear“Rack ‘em up”“I’d hit that”What’s on tap?Bud Light lowsDoobie down highsAh, Scooby-DooScooby SnacksDinner!Flamin’ Hot Fritos-CheetosAnd Schlitz Malt LiquorShow a little classHave a mason jar of Port instead.Looking goodSnap! Crackle! Pop-hair!White wife-beaterTwo sizes too smallHiding a black peekaboo braHa-ha, such a teaseFlashing dime store blingLaugh lines by designMaybellineHardcore eyelinerCovering crow’s feetPerfect for under singing starsUltra-wet lip gloss gooFor the oh so sexy, “ooh”Yanking pants down lowMaking sure the tramp stamp showsRemember Helen of TroyAlways chose a TrojanNot a man for the moment.After little is saidThe deed is doneWrapping up the eveningChugging downRemedy No. 1Alka-Seltzer nightcapBefore a good scrubbingRemedy No. 2Cold water showerSteel wool and AjaxKills ya lice and scabies — baby! “If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.”― Mark Twain     *Paolo Nutini —“Scream (Funk My Life Up)”It was time to write something with a little humor.  Please know that I’m not making fun of any town named “Sleaze”, or Hollywood for that matter.  I know both of these places all too well.  I lived around the corner from a joint called, The Body Shop.  Anyone familiar with the Hollywood area or this club should be smiling!                                                                                                                   Luxury

Source: Sleaze Town USA

J’ACCUSE  Album Cover

 

Sleaze Town USA
Yabba Dabba Do

Gotcha!
Caught ya!
Looking for some action
Night out on the town
Winning!
Best mask and costume
Bleached blonde
Wannabe bombshell
Smokin’ hot chimney
Underneath
Tearaway lingerie
Minutemen in every pool hall
Whispering so you can hear
“Rack ‘em up”
“I’d hit that”
What’s on tap?
Bud Light lows
Doobie down highs
Ah, Scooby-Doo
Scooby Snacks
Dinner!
Flamin’ Hot Fritos-Cheetos
And Schlitz Malt Liquor
Show a little class
Have a mason jar of Port instead
.
Looking good
Snap! Crackle! Pop-hair!
White wife-beater
Two sizes too small
Hiding a black peekaboo bra
Ha-ha, such a tease
Flashing dime store bling
Laugh lines by design
Maybelline
Hardcore eyeliner
Covering crow’s feet
Perfect for under singing stars
Ultra-wet lip gloss goo
For the oh so sexy, “ooh”
Yanking pants down low
Making sure the tramp stamp shows
Remember Helen of Troy
Always chose a Trojan
Not a man for the moment
.
After little is said
The deed is done
Wrapping up the evening
Chugging down
Remedy No. 1
Alka-Seltzer nightcap
Before a good scrubbing
Remedy No. 2
Cold water shower
Steel wool and Ajax
Kills ya lice and scabies — baby!

 

“If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.”
― Mark Twain     *

Paolo Nutini —“Scream (Funk My Life Up)”

It was time to write something with a little humor.  Please know that I’m not making fun of any town named “Sleaze”, or Hollywood for that matter.  I know both of these places all too well.  I lived around the corner from a joint called, The Body Shop.  Anyone familiar with the Hollywood area or this club should be smiling!                                                                                                                   Luxury

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